thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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