what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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