When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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