Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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