Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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