Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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