Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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