just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Randomize