I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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