Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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