what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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