Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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