The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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