So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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