I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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