I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I don't think brook has ever known best
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
false alarm, still single
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