Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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