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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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