i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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