You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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