she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
where are my eyebrows?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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