My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
