thus making me awesome and them whores
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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