Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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