guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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