It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The power of my boobs compel you
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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