People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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