I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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