Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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