Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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