does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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