ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Randomize
