After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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