: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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