friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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