Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
A+ Viking dick
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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