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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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