well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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