Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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