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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Don't make out with my wife yet

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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• (510): View more from California

  You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink

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• (239): View more from Florida

  What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.

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• (845): View more from New York

  He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"

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• (858): View more from California

  His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon

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