Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's never too late to be topless.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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