After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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