she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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