Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
And then my night got REAL pukey
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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