just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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