Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
