Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i came on her dog
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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