What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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