i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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