so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
